Satellite Capers with the Dream Team
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There once were some travellers in Spain
For whom having no TV caused pain They bought a decoder Then started to load 'er - Then loaded again and again. |
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The signal just wouldn't come clear
The satellite wasn't so near So they tweaked with the meter It would surge and then peter When it worked they would utter a cheer. |
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One traveller'd a nice dish to sell
So he sold it, and then, truth to tell He sold it once more Then it sat on the floor And the signal came clear as a bell. |
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The job takes persistence and time
And great skill of these men in their prime Concentration's the thing That each has to bring - When they've cracked it, rewards are sublime. |
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So if the Beeb's on the list of your wishes
And you don't mind appearing the swishest To make true your dream We can hire you a team - Three men and at least two big dishes! |